The Apprentice

My favourite reality TV show of all time is still C4’s Chaos at the Châteaux, about the couple who went to Slovakia to open a boutique hotel. When the producers discovered the living legends that are Ann & David, they struck reality TV gold. I’ll never forget the episode when the little sausage dogs were murdered Don Corlone stylee by a vengeful local and, the butler who was not unlike Fronk from Father of the Bride wept into a silk hankie when he found one of the dogs had been strung up.

Never the less, coming in an extremely close second has to be The Apprentice. I realise it is probably deeply unfashionable to say so, but I love Alan Sugar. I think he is brill, and I absolutely worship this new series. Plus, The Apprentice is fantastic material for anybody studying ideological theory. I’ve used clips from previous series in discourse analysis workshops that I’ve run and, witnessed the thrill of the proletariat turn on the bourgeoisie in a minor revolt during last weeks episode. (All the while annoying my two poor tenants what a fab example it was of classic Marxism sorry ladies :-) ).

I didn’t think it would be possible for BBC2 to find contestants as annoying and despicable as last years, but good ole beeb, they’ve only gone and done it. Not only that, but the boys team this year look like a Take That tribute band. I am fully expecting the launch of a group named “Back for Good”, on the wedding and working mans club circuit when the show finishes. You heard it here first.
10 minutes or so into the 1st episode I was already shouting “I HATE YOU” at entrepreneur Raef.

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I’m always suspicious of such job titles anyway and I think entrepreneur in these sorts of circumstances hides a career of imprecision and under achievement. Also Raef is posh and moronic, I mean really so. He looks like a 1980s Ralph Lauren model, with the most incredibly, annoying, thick, eye-brows, which I wish to climb inside my tellybox and pluck. He says stupid things that have no meaning such as “Yah chaps lets rarely sturr it up yah, and rahse our game.” I was in rapture when it looked as if he might get the heave ho at the end of episode one for being utterly rubbish, and delivering the line “I am friend to prince and pauper Sire Alon”, during a class war boardroom debate, but alas no, he made it through. The you’re fired sequence that week, was sooooo not about the boys team and their inability to do the task but, actually a real life enactment of Bourdieu’s theory of habitus and cultural capital. It became quite apparent during the task that there was a serious class division within the team as the ruling classes began to close ranks on the proletariat, despite hideous Raef being amongst the posh posse who f’up the pricing on the fresh lobsters. Ha! My favourite at the moment is no-nonsense ex-army working class Simon. God did he graft during the laundry task.

I love it.

consumers as producers.

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Remember a while ago I mentioned a blog post and a comment about “I don’t want to have a conversation with my toothpaste”? Well I’m preparing to give a lecture on branding and web 2.0 to a group of university students and when I was putting some thoughts together yesterday I came across it again.
Here’s the link.
I was reading through the Forrester social media report from February and it got me thinking once again about the use of the term conversation and the marketing industry employing certain words and phrases to constitute a discourse. Coincidently I am working on a chapter at the moment about consumers and producers or rather consumers as producers. I’ve been nurturing this idea for some time, but approach it with my discourse analyst hat on. Discourses I believe are something we do, they are performed and as such have an effect because they shape the way we think and act, but there is a metaphysical paradox, because they are self fulfilling. After all if we say something is being talked about – it’s being talked about. I’m arguing consumers as producers constitutes a discourse in its own right.

Because I am so busy writing it up, I’ve decided to pass on submitting a couple of abstracts for upcoming conferences in the Summer, which is a bit pants. I simply don’t have the time at the moment. Boo. However the end is in sight now and, my supervision meeting last week gave me a lot of confidence that the work is up to speed and meeting the right standards. I have agreed to the lecture though and am REALLY looking forward to it. It’s been a while since I’ve had the opportunity to speak in front of a large audience and, undergrads first thing in the morning can be challenging. It’s going to be a lot of fun.

Finally, an oldey but a goodey. At the beginning of my PhD I cam across a short article by David Gauntlett about completing a PhD, so I reread it last week. There are loads of guides on the market on how to survive, or how to write a thesis and, I’ve had a flick through a few. In retrospect none hit the mark as far as I’m concerned, but David’s article is pretty spot on.

The 10 perfections & doing a PhD

As and aside to social theory, for r&r, I’ve been studying the Dharma. A few days ago I came across Paramis or the ten perfections. This is what one needs to achieve to be fully awakened, to have bodhisattva, the road to Buddha.

The 10 perfections are

1. Generosity (dana).
2. Virtue (sila).
3. Renunciation (nekkhamma).
4. Wisdom (panna).
5. Energy (viriya).
6. Patience (khanti).
7. Truthfulness (sacca).
8. Determination (aditthana).
9. Loving-kindness (metta).
10. Equanimity (upekkha).

The 10 perfections strike me as a really good Q.A framework for “writing up” a thesis.

A PhD is an apprenticeship in research. Nevertheless, for the majority of research students it is the single biggest piece of work they will ever produce in their lifetime, and therefore an expression of a significant personal journey. It takes years of devotion and truly is more than research and critical thinking. It’s a commitment to an idea and an “original contribution to knowledge”; it is a massive deal. However, I think that many people get carried away with what I’ll call Magnus opus syndrome. Sometimes it’s very easy to lose sight of the bigger picture and remember where a thesis sits in the scheme of life, all things woo-woo. Universe = BIG Thesis = small.

Anyway that said, I do see a lovely connection with the paramis and trying to get the old per her der finished. Thinking about and applying them to my research and life has certainly helped to get through some of the more difficult times recently. Generosity for instance is the key paramis to achieving the others because it includes all the others. It means being openhearted and letting go of the past or any negative habits. I have found this really helpful by turning it on myself when I’ve had days where I’ve struggled with writers block or haven’t quite achieved what I’d set out at the beginning of the day. It’s about living in the present moment and saying OK never mind about that and refocusing on being skillful in the now.

Paramis aren’t elaborate concepts either, which is one of the things I like about them. Employing the notions of say determination and energy to studying is fairly straightforward, but I also particularly like the ideas of truthfulness, patience, and equanimity.

Obviously one needs to be truthful when presenting an analysis, but I think really listening to what your heart tells you, and being brave enough to be honest about ideas is actually quite hard and occasionally scary. What if they’re rubbish thoughts? What if someone says durrrr – of course, and anyway? Yet, some of my best ideas have been my most uncomplicated ones and in the emerging thesis, I’m being to see that the original contribution to knowledge I’m making comes from simplicity rather than complexity. It’s about stripping away ideas to find ‘a truth’.

A PhD is one looooooooooonnnnnnnnng exercise in patience, in the sense that of course one needs amazing staying power to get to through the other side. Mental endurance if you like – comme ca the Japanese game show. But another sort of patience is also required because a PhD does not come all at once. It really is a series of processes. It can be absolutely infuriating to have to re-draft research proposals, aims and objects over and over, or spend an entire year conducting a literature review on a topic that – OK you become a world expert on for 10 minutes, but can’t bare to discuss with anyone for even 1 minute, because you are sick of hearing words, like for instance “commodity fetishism” or “branding” said aloud in the same utterance. But be patient if you can, because it does all come together. I was chatting with the supers about this only the other day. Although I cursed having to draft, redraft and re-redraft various documents for thesis outline or transfer meetings, because of the process my objectives eventually became razor sharp and one of the most useful tools in allowing me to crack on so quickly now. Know why? The objectives function, and I’ve actually stuck to them. Yup, they’re good.

Equanimity is also very important to Buddhism. In fact it’s fundamental to finding awakening. It is according most dictionaries a type of “mental composure”, especially in the face of adversity. It’s actually one of my favourite words at the moment. It’s to this week, what ambivalent was to last week. It’s difficult when writing up, because it can be pretty intense when you’re immersed, or having to put in long lonely days. Most of time in the final stages of a PhD is spent just with thoughts, and I think this is what is probably both the source of all the stress, and what sends people a bit la la. It’s an experience you can’t really communicate to anyone unless they’ve been through it, which can be a further source of isolation and inequity. This slightly off kilter state of mind can’t be explained to, nor understood by anyone who hasn’t done a PhD. Equanimity can definitely be refined, and I have found the more I meditate on it, the more steady I feel about the task in hand, so the more able I am to get on with it. Cultivating a balance of mind is therefore, extremely useful.

Om Shanti Om

De Beauvoir & Sartre, a possible sighting..?

Despite it being London fashion week, I spent most of last week in the sunshine having a tres bien temp en Paris mooching around the Sorbornne.

I kept it cheery by going to a graveyard.
Although they’re two theorists I don’t deal with much in my own work, I popped along to see the burial place of the greatest French existential polo neck wearing lovers of all time Simone De Beauvoir and Jean Paul Sartre.

Now, I am absolutely convinced that the Parisian tourist board pay this darling French couple to sit on the bench. They certainly do not need a passport.

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Writing a thesis weeks 1-5

I have been writing for a month. Happy anniversary me. Wooo

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kool & the gang celebrating good times with me

Week one: Really only ½ a week but euphoria at being free to “begin to finish” I experienced joy at loafing around re-reading Marx and organising lever arch files. I skipped home from the gym mid morning and visualized finishing the thesis ahead of the timeline. This would allow me to spend the rest of special leave mooching in galleries, eating brunch at Providores, reading Vogue, and attending intellectual salons all over Europe. How cool was my life? Waaaayaaaay cool.

Week two: I wore chunky knits, reading glasses, and silk neckerchiefs. I was serious goddamnit, and my fashion story necessarily reflected this. Went to the library, saw my supervisors, read journal articles, updated my bibliography, structured chapters. As my favourite stylist Jay Immanuel is fond of saying to the models during shoots, work as if the rent is due tomorrow. Top Model? Pah! Britains next top thesis more like it. I was serving it.

Week three: was awake and at my desk before most people had their first thoughts of coffee. I’ll never finish, so best just give up sleep. Whilst the rest of the country slept I read Foucault and drew mind maps. I wondered if Foucault had drawn mind maps? I listen to Running up that Hill and decided if I only could I would make a deal with God to swap places. I wondered if Kate Bush had done mind maps? I became fanatical about creating the ultimate brain-food open sandwich and drew a mind map of various toppings. Finally on the Sunday I was lured to Hotel du Vin for a long lunch at someone else’s expense. Only fine dining broke the cycle. I went home to sleep for 48 hours.

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avacado food of the gods & top of the charts for open sandwiches

Week four brought a vicious bought of impostor syndrome. I considered the possibility of simply handing in a one page mind map in lieu of the actual thesis and keeping my fingers crossed the external moderator might be wooed by my uncommon approach and ability to accessorizes any outfit. Obsessed with a fear of obscurity I chose wine and socialising, followed closely by self-reproach, more alcohol, more going out. This is intriguing, because despite all the hoo-haring, I somehow produced a prologue and introduction.

Week 5: It is so “on”. I’m giving it some ones and twos on the thesis front. I’ve sent work to the project supervisors ahead of time and everything. Had a paper published, found out I’d been quoted in Times Higher Education, and got contacted by a journalist from California interested in my not quite written thesis.

Consequently I’m indulging in a soupcon of fabulousness for a few days. Oh Oui. Mes lecteurs chéris et personnes très intelligentes I am away to Paris. The land of abundant éclairs, where the men say bonjour mademoiselle, and even regular folk have “le look”. I love Paris in Spring-time.

Stop press! There are lots of people using face book.

Two items have caught my attention in the National media this week. The article in The Sunday Times magazine supplement about face-book, and the feature in the digital planet pod-cast from The World Service on the 29th about an ancient Aboriginal tribe and DRM. As a quick aside I have always been quite big on pod-cast, but since I got my iPod touch the other week I have found a renewed ardour. I listened to the BBC in the gym this morning and I’ve been punctuating journeys on public transport with snippets of audio dharma. Isn’t technology marvellous?

The feature about the The Mukurtu Wumpurrarni-kari project is a fascinating example of the social shaping of technology and a rare example of a non Westernize slant on the whole digital rights discussion. This captured me because it considered deep rooted cultural practices in the development of online content. To my mind a really excellent example of anthropology in practice.

But The Times article… well first off, I was quite surprised to be even reading it. I am not a fan of the paper as it is, but buy it on a Sunday because the style section is one of the unsung heroes of the fashion press. This article struck me as very old hat. I hope they aren’t going to do this every week like the Mail on Sunday / Princess Di thing.

Here are the main points ZZzzzzz….see going all sleepy already it’s so yesterdays news.

Social networking is really popular I’m sorry, but even my mother a complete laggard is aware of this.

Online personas may not be the front of an authentic person. People are not always who they say they are, plus there are wierdos on social networks. There is no such thing as an authentic self. Come on.

We are in the throes of a revolution, (imagine dramatic music in the background here) Who can predict what it’s impact will be? I am so irrated by this I find it hard to type. Article did not include a definition of revolution either. Rubbish.

Employers are worried about the amount of time people spend at work on social networking sites. Get over it & fyi The Guardian discuss this on a tediously regular basis

Online relationships dilute real life ones & threaten social bonds, the decline of face to face skills yadda yadda yadda.

Even if it is in your own time pictures and stuff can get you into trouble if your boss sees or reads about you doing something naughty. Oh my gosh I can not be bothered with this

This revolution “sooth saying” business makes me think of Alvin Tofflers Future shock written in the 70s about the coming of the microchip. I read it last year and in the main it was laughable, but of course only because I had the luxury of hindsight. It is just soooo dramatic in tone. Carloyn Marvin (1988) wrote a book “When old technologies were new” all about the telegraph comparing it to the t’interweb. I had to read during my M.A. It talks about how innovations drastically alter the social world, culture and economy. Personally I favour Fangs (1997) “6 Communication Revolutions” & have used this as a core reading for a module I taught on this last year. The ancient Egyptians were saying all the same things about papyrus and the alphabet thousands of years ago such as “It’s really popular, how do I know so and so really said this/ thought this, it will destroy oral cultures and practices, and social bonds, or people will lose interest, etc etc”

Sadly I’m unable to develop this post any further at this point due to having to write up the history of the Apple brand over the last 3 & a half decades. Busy busy busy!

But alright, alright so there were also a few interesting points in the article, but ones which were not developed very well

• Users are fickle,
• There might be a dot com style bust.
• How open, should open be?
• Google are a bit worried.

Jumpsuits wrong. Theory right.


Jumpsuits are on trend, official.

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The last time I wore a jumpsuit was in the 1980s, to Elizabeth Eslers’ birthday party where we went to see Sootie “live”. My passion for fashion and natural inclination towards celebrity began at an early age, since I remember making my poor mum trawl around the shops to find some leather dye to match my party shoes to the jumpsuit just in case Mathew Corbett invited me up on stage.

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One of 2008s key looks will be the jumpsuit as reported by Vogue, The Sunday Times Style supplement, Grazia and me. I am a little unsettled by this. Not sure adults should wear jumpsuits unless they’re a forensic scientist or a skydiver /human cannon ball. I wish to focus on another key trend this year, not the clutch bag, not The Macintosh (raincoat not computer), but having its’ turn on the catwalk, fashion fast-forward – it’s communication theory. Hurrah and Hurraz.

It’s written on the wind
It’s everywhere I go
So if you really love theory
Come on and let it show
You know I love theory, I always will
My mind’s made up by the way that I feel
There’s no beginning, there’ll be no end
‘Cause on theory you can depend la la la la repeat x’s 10.

In the month where I’ve been contacted by someone who described themselves as a discourse consultant and have been doing tricksy things with reflexivity in one of my chapters, I’m happy to commune, communication theory is having its’ day.
Check out the great blog by Grant McCracken (thanks to Mr Mustoe for alerting me to this). The inspired Anthony Mayfield has been discussing communication revolutions and Ian Delaney draws on some of the greats such as Marx & Althusser. My favourite find on this is a brand agency who are recruiting for a semiotician ( true!) with 5-8 years experience. Genius. “I am a practiced decoder of cultural signifiers, and am used to applying the trichotomy of the sign and syntagmatic dimensions in a fast paced environment”. So my style tip for a day through to evening look is slip a copy of Das Kapital under your arm, team with a copy of “For Marxs” by Althusser and you’re good to go.

Very briefly – I have an iPod Touch now. It rocks.

Also thanks to my technical consultant at oneidea.co.uk for their help migrating thinking is the new black to its’ own domain finally. You rock too.

Google is the white bread of the mind part 3

Quick bit of procrastination before I get cracking today. I had a hideous day yesterday riddling through Marxs’ theory of general intellect and its’ relationship with the consumer/producer debate. FYI The only way to deal with the likes of Italian theorist Paulo Virno is to eat a large bag of Minstrels and listen to some banging techno.

Anyway – time to conclude on the Google/white bread debate. My thoughts on the subject are based around a couple of issues. One is the decline of critical thinking as a skill, then there is what Foucault would call regimes of truth, and finally what it means to teach.

Lets work backwards. Tara hasn’t taught me, though I have been to 2 of her public lectures in the past year, and was privileged to have her read through some of my work and sit in on my transfer viva and give comment. I’ve also taught some of the same students as her last year on a module at Brighton University. This means I know her to be an effervescent and exceptional teacher who inspires students. There’s another article about her in The Guardian today btw.

Now I don’t want to go all “Dead Poets Society”, but good teaching is magic, and can have life changing effects. Which brings me to “Oh Captain my Captain”. My Tara is Paul Cobley who taught me semiotics on my B.A over a decade ago. Up until then I was some what of an education anomaly, reported as less than remarkable at 2ndry school. I began A-levels and promptly dropped out half way through when I discovered rave and bad men. The only reason I went to Uni way back when, was because I worked out I’d be better off than on the dole. However a year into the course I started to get interested and the reason is simply – great teaching introduced me to awesome ideas. Thoughts that I could not shake, which have influenced me to go on and work in the media, take an M.A and now write a thesis. All my lecturers on that course were without exception, passionate, involved and inspiring, and I am not alone in this opinion. I am the only one to return to University education, but of the good mates I made back then, they all still refer to Paul Cobley as “Oh Captain my Captain”.

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OK, so “Regimes of Truth”. A nice explanation can be found in Sara Mills’ book ‘Michel Foucault”, part of the Routledge Critical Thinkers series.
Foucault 1st introduced this concept in an interview that he gave called ‘Truth and Power” in 1979 with Fontano. In it he described truth statements as common sense knowledge within a society, “truth like knowledge, is of the world; it is produced there by virtue of multiple constraints” (Mills, S 2003 p74). Basically what he was getting at is that certain knowledge is presented as truth because it is kept in place by institutions of power, and knowledge that doesn’t meet with the criteria of the institutions of power fades away. All I’m saying is, SEO. When someone goes to Google looking for info they will merrily tap in a few keywords to begin their search, and usually rely on a nippy click through the first 2 or 3 pages. Therefore it’s not objective, but via a set of institutional practices and criteria determined by Google. I feel what we need is for them to be more explicit about how they measure the metrics of a site to determine its’ page ranking and rigorous analyses on the practices of Google. However I think it is pointless to think in terms of achieving an objective knowledge via the internet and instead, always keep in mind the question of who’s’ interest do those page rankings serve?

Lastly critical thinking. This is weighing up ideas and making your mind up whether to accept or reject, if you’re really good you might have some of your own based on the ones you’ve evaluated and so it goes… Honestly I think this is a lot to demand of a first year university student. I can’t comment on other disciplines but in respect of media and communication studies it’s one hell of an ask, given the theory they are required to engage with. It is not enough to simply understand something, critical thinking involves going above n’beyond, and fitting in other peoples ideas with your own view of the world. To get into the validity of information one must go outside the context and this to my mind is an issue with online material in the academic world. We need to bring to bear outside knowledge and standards.

Stop all the clocks

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Stop all the clocks, cut off the telephone,
Prevent the dog from barking with a juicy bone,
Silence the pianos and with muffled drum
Bring out the coffin, let the mourners come.

Let aeroplanes circle moaning overhead
Scribbling on the sky the message He Is Dead,
Put crepe bows round the white necks of the public doves,
Let the traffic policemen wear black cotton gloves.

He was my North, my South, my East and West,
My working week and my Sunday rest,
My noon, my midnight, my talk, my song;
I thought that love would last for ever: I was wrong.

The stars are not wanted now: put out every one;
Pack up the moon and dismantle the sun;
Pour away the ocean and sweep up the wood.
For nothing now can ever come to any good.

A break in the google/whitebread debate to tell you the heart breaking news that my iPod has tragically passed away this morning. We have been together since 2003 and have had over 4 happy years together. I am not sure what this means for the thesis since I find it almost impossible to write without music. Equally the bose sound dock has gone into herself and refuses to speak with anyone. This is a sad day. A nation mourns.

Google is the white bread of the mind part 2

I’m always impressed by good public speaking. 2 speakers whom I‘ve yet to see surpassed are Professor Lord Giddens and, you guessed it… Mr Steve Jobs. I’m captivated when they’re on stage. So intoxicated by their modus operandi that for the duration of the talk I suspend any critical facilities I possess, and in the round up and applause I find myself almost besotted.

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At Tara Brabazon inaugural lecture she gave a great performance. But like the other two, what I find amazing is that, and this is particularly true of Giddens, the performance itself is so energetic, convincing, dynamic etc. that there’s this while, where I shelve my analysis in favour of being totally impressed by them and their intellect.

Here’s a synopsis of her lecture as I understood it.

Tara began talking about what she calls “the seagull effect”. You know when a dirty fat gull swoops down and nicks your ice cream, right out of your hands. When it comes to reading, writing and thinking, we’re all racing to take the last chip off the plate in case it goes. With a super-size portion of irony she used the image of the cover of Malcolm Gladwells’ Blink – “Thinking without thinking”. The audience sniggered; thinking without thinking is the stooooopist funniest thing ever to an audience of professional intellectuals.

The idea of the collapse of time and space has been knocking around since Daniel Bells seminal “The coming of the Post Industrial society”, perhaps even a tad before when the invention of papyrus by the ancient Egyptians ignited globalisation 1.0. But according to Tara the events of 9/11 have seen a parallel trajectory with the speeding up and condensing of information. We expect everything bite size and quick about it.

Academic expertise will crumble under web 2.0 & I will end up as a cheap talking head, according to her. Experience is now much more important than expertise. Oh dear.

Her beef with Google is that it ranks on popularity not importance and therefore we can no longer tell the difference between popular and significant information, especially, because to be popular you need to be popularist. And finally in a passionate call to arms to the academic world she urged the community to improve the calibre of scholarship online. Google, she said, has provided the infrastructure and it is down to us to improve the social structure.

Part 3 coming soon...where I’ll actually share my thoughts.

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